It honestly feels like all my followers are like disappearing like BAE where are you at. Talk to me guyssss

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…



Track: What I've Been Looking For
Artist: High School Musical

i’ve never had someone that knows me like you do, the way you do! i’ve never had someone as good for me as you.. no one like you! so lonely before i finally found what i’ve been looking for.

promoted:

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

these are so cute check them out 

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

tamagotchl:

when u reblog a cool post before realizing it’s from a suggested blog

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

DO U EVEN JUST WONDER HOW DRASTICALLY YOUR LIKE WOULD CHANGE IF YOU WERE INSANELY ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME

suctioning:

I was the youngest person alive once so shut up and respect me and my accomplishment

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid